![]() Well, not always, but every now and again. Are you hydrogen? Why? Because I can’t live without you.I really enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table. ![]() What don’t you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!.What happened to the chemist in the cave? Berkelium (bear kill him).Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg!.(H2O is water, while H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it.) One of them says, “I would like some H2O.” The other guy says, “I would like some H2O too (H2O2).” Only one of them leaves the bar alive. I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day but I’m out of my element.A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.Are you 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine!.I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium.Why did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.Why shouldn’t you drink water while studying? It decreases your concentration!.What did the chemist say when there was an explosion in the lab? Oxidants happen. ![]() What element derives from a Norse god? Thorium.Chemist 1: Do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: NaBrO.Why does the hamburger yield lower energy than the steak? Because it’s in the ground state.When it gets hot, it will combine with anything! What did one acid say to the other? You’re overreacting.What do you say when someone throws sodium chloride at you? That’s a salt!.What happened when carbon and hydrogen went on a date? They really bonded. ![]()
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